slaw

adjective used in the description of nouns to imply ignorance

Damn that motha' fucka' is slaw as hell

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realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

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ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

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friendwhore

One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.

"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.

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woo yay

A word of happyness. used often online (and alot on b3ta.com)

person 1:I just completed Burnout3
person 2:Woo yay

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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

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jibbi

The owner of Habbo Hotel. Jibbi has absolutely no life, and she is a millionaire, by dealings such as Sunny Delight. She lives the life of a Queen, whilst fags by the stuff she has created for money, and pay £2.50 a month for Habbo Club, which entitles you to otehr clothes. Jibbi really is the lamest person on Earth.

Habbo member: AHHHAA!!!111!1one TEH HABBO RULZZZL!!
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*

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