Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

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Club Parking

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."