An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.
Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.
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