YABS

Yet Another Building System.
In the computer world, large projects often get compiled with the help of a dedicated build system. All of those systems are flawed, so every so often a new build system will be designed to tackle the issues of the old, while introducing different kind of issues and problems.

Hey, did you hear about the new building system? If we migrate our code to use it, we can see a drop of 3 seconds in compilation time! Yes, but did you consider that our binaries will be twice bigger as a result? Its just a YABS and offers no real advantage.

chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.

Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick

Spirt

In East Europe and former USSR its the same as 'robbing alcohol'.
People used to drink that. Some still do.

Hey Ivan I have some Spirt, lets go get shitfaced!