Cow Lips

A Really really fat vagina.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you hooked up with last night
Guy 2: Nahh man she had cow lips...bitch was ratchet

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Flappy Bird Slump

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.

A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump