Regis

Big black goon who pulls up on your block whenever you need it. You want help? Regis there. You want sum dick? Regis there.

Boy #1: Yo facker where my money @!!11!!
Boy #2: I dunno but u no gonna have it.
Boy #1: FARK YOU IM CALLING REGIS! *Calls regis* Yaw old black man come i nid money!111
Regis: Comin baby! *comes* Yo giv him le money
Boy #2: ok fine...