candystore

A bar or pub with an uncommon amount of underage girls who most likely acquired access by. 1. Using fake identification. 2. Performing fellacio on the bouncer, or 3. Giving the owner a rimmer.

This new bar is a total candystore, that girl can't be a day over fourteen; look at the cheesy grin on the bouncer, and who's that really old dude with all the girls around him? This place is creepy.

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Raspberry Jam

Halfway through intercourse you realize that the skank you are banging is menstruating and didn't tell you, so you roll her over and 'Jam' it in her ass.

I gave her a taste of the 'ol raspberry JAM !

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nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.

I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.

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