Trump

verb. To take an orange colored shit. Can also be used to refer to taking a shit that's normal colored.

I have to head to the car wash. A bird Donald Trumped all over my windshield.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me. I'm about to let out a watery Trump as soon as I get to a toilet.
My dog always Trumps on the neighbor's yard, so I don't have to clean my own yard. Woo!
Did you see the thousands of rednecks watching some guy whose name is synonymous with taking a shit?
I heard my grandma trumped on my dad when he was born.

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homophobiaphobia

A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.

Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?

Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that

Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW

Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia

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