SEPed

When one gets face fucked by a live update from Symantec Endpoint Protection (a popular antivirus solution for the Enterprise).

Commonly a result of tards rolling out policy updates with little to no testing.

Dude 1: Can you edit the host file on your virtual machine?
Dude 2: Nope, I bet we just got SEPed :(
Dude 1: Cunts!
Dude 2: Where are you going?
Dude 1: To rape a bitch.