the act of when a guy is skinny dipping and has boner then lays on his back so that his dick is out of the water and his dick acts like a sail of a ship
guy1: Dude i was skinny dipping yesterday and i saw cody sailing away like a pro
guy2: yeah thats the way to sail!
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The act of peeing and the stream of pee is cut in two streams and the pee gets everywhere.
Guy1-bro I just went pee and and I zititaiked all over the floor. Guy2-dude that's called zititaiks
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Its when you pee and the stream of piss goes off in two different directions
Shit I just zititaiked, I zititaik all the time and I end up pissing all over the floor!
Its when a guys penis goes through the hole in their boxers and hits the zipper of his jeans or when a guys ballsack sticks to his leg
Guy1-oh man my dick is being nameeped right now. Guy2-yeah dude I hate getting a nameep it hurts my penis