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Mon burritooo

Just.. big booty big tatas u3u

Mon burritooo

by coffee_man March 26, 2023


My burritooo

A special nickname that is used by da one and only chosen one "teddy" to describe a cute, lazy smart xd, beautiful, smexy and "bootyful" potato.
Often referred as shiny butt, bootylicious, da tata owner, Rushmore titties, da holy butt and i can go forever with this list 😌.
She is known for having a bootiful smile with sharky tooth that makes it so unique and special, known for being kind and for distinct and different than any other average girl (you) would be to get, cuz you are average too u3u.
She is da one and only key holder of teddy's heart.
We can't forget how astonishing she is in every aspect you can imagine :))
So far the only creature that is able to bring joy and happiness to teddy's heart just by existing.
The only potato that knows teddy's political secret information, and the first potato ever to see da hairy phatty, though she has da smoothest booty ever.. u3u
Trust me you don't know how shiny dat shit is in da shower, muaaaa perfecto u3u.
Did i mention how cuddleable she is ? Man i can't even describe it i just want to smooch dat and squish her u3u.
Now let me tell you something, unfortunately for guys she is now taken by da one and only teddy, so none of yall will ever be able to enjoy a bit of what i have mentioned up there because SHE IS MINE and i am proud u3u....
OH AND she is smart, more than your dumb ass hoe. And i am proud u3u

Can be used only by da proper owner.. teddy.

"My burritooo i love you u3u"

by coffee_man March 26, 2023


Smexy booty

Something only da burrito has u3u

"You have got a smexy booty, burrito"

by coffee_man March 27, 2023


bcf

best chicken friend

my bcf was here

by coffee_man October 13, 2021


Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

by coffee_man March 27, 2023