cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.

Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.

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