Stanus

Short for 'stained anus' - The undesirable dark appearance of a stripper, porn star or body builder's sphincter, which usually results in the sufferer seeking anal bleaching treatment.

Pornstar 1: You getting much work?

Pornstar 2: Naw, I missed out on that part in Anal Rump Humpers 32 -- the director said I need to get my stanus problem cleared up.

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