An institution reserved only for the prestigious, where the elite learn and master the art and conduct of a gentleman. The "dashing good looks" is the most difficult preliminary hurdle. Once a candidate has passed this excruciating examine the burden of relief is lifted from the candidate. The course is a mere 7 months long. The candidates receive the title "Gentleman" after completion of a grueling 6 months of knowledge.
"Yo Jake is gentleman!"
That's because he attended the Oxford School of Gentlemanship!"
"Exquisite!"