Silver Top

When you are driving behind a really slow car and all you can see is a silver head of hair belonging to an old fogy popping over their seat.

Why is there so much traffic? I'm going to be late! Damnit! It's a fucking "silver top!" I knew it!

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R-dub

1. "R"=RE /"Dub"=short for "W" in wipe

2. slang term meaning re-wipe, referring to re-wiping your buttox a second time due to an incomplete wiping on the initial post poop cleaning.

3. Cleaning up a bad first wiping job, or second wiping.

1. Man, my butt is itchy! I think I need to head to R-dub.

2. All my underwear have skids in them! I guess I should have R-dubbed. Lesson learned.

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