Vegetarian

a fag

guy:are you a vegetarian?

fag:yes

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Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

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