college

the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

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boyfriend

1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.

I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.

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