Lifestyles

A bottom of the barrel condom found in university health centers, student fairs, and the second-to-outermost pocket of your backpack. Used only in the direst of emergencies, and by skeezy guys with an aptitude for saying "yo, babe, can I take this off?"

"I pay 70k a year, and the student center only has fucking Lifestyles?"

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