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donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019


wash it up

A form of grind-dancing wherein two dance partners grind their torsos closely together -- often using their hands to rub each other intimately -- as if to simulate shower-sex and/or washing one another simultaneously with hand-cloths.

Bro 1: Damn bro, why are you so sweaty?
Bro 2: Can't help it bro! Shorty on the dancefloor wanted to wash it up with me.
Bro 1: Fuck that bro! Girls are gross, that's why I lean back when they try to dance on me.

by collegesmart March 29, 2016

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