water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

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s.o.c.k.

Semen Overflow Containment Kit.

Often found in the form of a cotton male crew-cut stocking, though other forms have been improvised.

I'm totally gonna jack off like none's business tonight, but I need to secure a good S.O.C.K. first to make sure I don't make a mess.

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