Maryism

Maryism is a religion where we pray to Saotome Mary our lord and savior. Saotome Mary is a very attractive women who became god because of her amazing gamble skills. She infact gambled the position with skydaddy the previous god. He lost and became a house pet.

"I believe in Maryism, she is our lord and lesbian icon"

coltnism

coltnism is a religion where we worship our lord colt grice. colt grice created everything, in fact he created himself.

"Hey do you believe in coltnism?"
"Yes lets pray to our lord colt grice, he cares about all of his followers and we can be gay 24/7 "