Hbu

Hbu is text slang for "horny boy up." It is for exclaiming that a boy woke up horny, or is used to ask if a boy is horny after he woke up.

"How are you this morning, mom?"
"Good, son. Hbu?"
"Ew God mom that's disgusting. Why would I answer that?"

"Good morning?"
"How are you?"
"Good hbu?"
"Only because you're texting me this morning ;) "

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strahtkhaf combo

When you show the world that you're invincible, but not toxic, by strutting confidently while coughing.

Nothing's gonna stop you with the strahtkhaf combo.