McDonough, GA

pronounced MACK-DONnuh

Quasi-civilization located South of Atlanta, GA. Originally developed to attract upper income white collar types, it floundered for 25 years before toppling headlong into being a white trash paradise replete with 38 year-old grandparents who enjoy smoking and playing loud music at red lights.
The typical McDonough native is a perfect balance of ghetto and redneck, yet deeply resentful of being compared to either.

"Hey, where did you go to college?"

"Dang, dawg, I didn't go to no college. I growed up in McDonough, GA, nomesane?

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ebonhick

Hick-Ebonics.
A language based loosely on English which combines elements of Southern rural working class drawl and cutting edge, gangsta rap euphemisms. Created by and comprehended almost exclusively by lily white teens and twenty-somethings who wish deeply to be black, but will "fuck your shit UP" if you were to even insinuate such a sentiment in their presence.
Ebonhick is the official language of many southern suburban high school communities. To hear a sample in person, simply approach any non-latino you see driving a pick-up and playing hip hop music audible from more than 5 feet outside the vehicle.

ebonhick is spoken by wiggers, as in the following:

wigger: "yo, man. my shit's all fucked up. i need y'all ta ride me down so i can get a money order ta pay my rent. tomorrow's the tenth"

white kid: "okay. what's wrong with your truck? are the rims too heavy?"

wigger: "i dunno man. i crunk it an it jess died."

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