lamps

Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter.

"You see that girls shorts? THOSE are some LAMPS man. Leave nothing to the imagination I guess!"

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Brownballed

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)

"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"

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S-ASCII

A series of intials representing a misinterpreted line in a Japanese video game called "Developer II, Need Service Now".

The line initially said (in Japanese), "Listen...I'm Pat Casey and I'm crazy!".

This was mistranslated into the English version of the game as saying "See - A Silly Casey Is I" (note the initials).

S-ASCII, there are no examples sir.