Erin Parker

Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.

Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.

Erin Parker? What a legend.

Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.