Assfuck

Noun. Used as a unit of grouping. Is equivalent to an extremely excessive amount.

Man, I have an assfuck of work to do.

I would give assfucks of money for that car

Typexia

When a person types words with the letters in the incorrect order . Can be due either to stupidity, a new phone or keyboard, or being tired.

Johnny just texted me "my act just gto hit by a bsu! Wtah sholud I od?" He totally has Typexia.