Ally

A female who is generally blond and somewhat short, "Allys" tend to mispronounce words and are generally lower on the IQ scale (84 was the highest score ever attained). Ally's tend to fawn over women in power (i.e. Sarah Palin) hence horrendous speaking errors. Allys are easily confused and often have a low tolerance for alcohol.

-"Wow, shes had like 3 beers and she already on the floor"

-"Yeah, damn, what an Ally"

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