Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

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Homotive

Creating a social relationship with a same sex person and calling it friendship, while harboring the hidden agenda of pursuing them as a love interest.

This is the sixth time Joe has offered to do me a favor in the last two days, and I am beginning to believe he has a homotive for being so friendly with me.

ebating

Masturbating to Internet porn or cybersex.

Sorry I wasn't ready in time, I was ebating.

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