hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

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Storm Crow

The most powerful card in Magic: the Gathering. Some people carry a Storm Crow card in their wallets.

Player 1: I tap 2 islands to cast Storm Crow.
Player 2: ...I concede. You win.

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