Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.

Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*

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Chill Fest

Having a good time or doing something one enjoy's after a long day at work or hard labor.

It is similar to chill because it involves no thinking and it is a fest because it is fun.

John - Yo man I can't wait to get off this shift and go work another shift and then get of that shift and read text books for a few hours.

Dan - That's lame, I'm having a Chill Fest!

John - What is a Chill Fest?!

Dan - I'm going to do nothing and have tons of fun!

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TMN

Short form for Touch Me Not - When a couple are in the early stages of dating.

Jason: I hear that John and Mildred are going out!
Tom: Yeah, but they are still TMN...

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