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making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022

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Yandere

Yandere:

A girl who has a "I'll die for you, for you're mine & only mine!" mentality;

usually justified with love &/or violence.
These complex feelings have a need to be expressed to the person. If not, the yandere can harm the love interest.

Has experienced serious heartbreak. Kills &/or manipulates people that are viewed as a threat to losing the love interest.

They see you as someone apart of their happiness. (Or as someone who can prolong it.)

2 pov:
Comrade susi: everyday i've been trying to keep her safe and intact, but interacting seemed to make her more heartbroken.

All the things I saw, i can describe as "yandere".
She needs love and protection.

She might as well need me.

I can't feed the delusions of a heartbroken.
Seeing the way she lives is weird. It's repetitive at times... Maybe I'll surprise by being the gift. :)

Makes me feel better about what yanderes can be. :)
I kinda like it.

Kill me baby! Oh, baby please kill me!

by comrade susi wolf December 11, 2021


Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021


Wunderschöne

Something your girlfriend will say to describe you as Wonderfully beautiful.

German gf: you're so wunderschöne i could give so many gifts & hugs, my sweet cuddle Bären

Boyfriend: *feels spoiled by German gf*
*Gives gf big hug :3"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021


dead yo

when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.

you're just a burning memory.

THE END!

🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.

🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.

(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)

by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022