nosepons

tampons for the nose

Con sarn it, I'm snotty! And I've got no nosepons, alas!

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turdify

1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.

1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.

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singultologist

hiccup doctor

Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singultologist gave up his practice and began selling nosepons, con sarn it.

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