Turdify

The opposite of Midas Touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. turd -> turdify.

Keep him away from this project, he tends to turdify stuff.

turdify

1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.

1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.

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terdify, turdify

To become stupid, a symptom of being too smart, reading l33t constantly, or sitting in one spot for extended periods of time. A dirivative of tard or turd.

Dude, I'm so turdified.
Momentary terdificatation.

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Turdified

To turn to shit

I turdified my still life nude in oils when I mixed bugger brown into my duck egg blue but she said she preferred it that way