brohemoth

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.

Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."

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answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.

Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."

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bratter-face

1. A girl or woman with an incredible body and face, but has a incredibly annoying way of talking about herself at all times.

2. A girl or woman who has an incredibly smoking hot body/face, but makes you want to stab your eyes out when her mouth opens because it's all about her...all the time.

1. Jon G: "dude, look at this girl at the end of the bar, she's incredible!!"

Jay: "yeah, but all she says is that she's hot and deserves a sugar daddy, fucking bratter-face"

2. Edwards: "i think i can hook you up with melanie bro, she's face-meltingly hot."

Daniel: "can you hook me up with some horse-tranquilizer as well?? i'm going to need it for pillow-talk."