dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

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dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

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swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

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