dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She's only after tuna."

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propagangster

also: propagangsta

1. Noun - Someone who proliferates an idea or agenda through the use of violence, intimidation, or scaremongering, usually on behalf of an insular fringe group, cult or gang.

2. Adj. - Describes the method of distribution and enforcement of propaganda.

1. "Scientologists sue anyone who says anything bad about them. They're total propagangsters."

2. "PETA tells kids their mommies and daddies will kill their pets? That's so propagangsta!"

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hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

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