College sandwich

Microwaved bologna with a single slice of craft American cheese, that left over tomato that turned a different color, some furry lettuce, and a thumb tack to finally end your suffering all in between to uncooked Ramen noodles packs. Snort the seasoning before hand to enhance flavor of sandwich.

I have an exam everyday for this entire week, it's times like this where I wish I had a college sandwich.

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I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"

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Snapbitch

The person who feels they have to keep their snap streak alive on snap chat, when really it's because they have no life and the warmth of the phone screen is the closest thing to love they've felt in years.

Girl: "This guy always reply back to me within 2 seconds of me sending a snap!"
Guy friend :"He obviously wants the V and has become your Snapbitch."

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