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Ombudsman school

A school where short bus riders go

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023

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5k1 letter

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government

Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. HeҀ™s still in county while agents continuously pound him with Γ’Β€ΒœWhat do you have for me now?Ҁ

by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Proffer

In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a Γ’Β€ΒœQueen for a DayҀ letter.

A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.

John had to proffer he was looking at 45 years

by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Rule 35 motion

Below Statutory Minimum. When acting under Rule 35(b), the court may reduce the sentence to a level below the minimum sentence established by statute.

John's lawyer filed a rule 35 motion due to his corporation with the government

by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Drugs belong in the garbage

its a true statement

drugs belong in the garbage

by connierobinsonkc December 29, 2022

56πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž