Poeple

The shell of "people," which arose in the 21st century as a modern substitute for real human beings. A "poeple" is a human conglomerating traits that they think they should be, rather than finding and becoming the niche that they naturally are. Poeple arose in the 21st century as technological increases introduced the ability for rapid competitive comparison and top-down pressure on society's individuals to live up to ideal standards in all realms of life.

A: "Didn't you hear, Brad can bench 250"
B: "Yea but if you push him with one finger he'll fall over. He can't run 100 meters. Guy's a poeple."