Jax

A theater kid with dancing, singing, and acting skills. He's zesty, but straight, and for some reason all the girls want him. He has a big dick but won't talk about it due to being devoted to Christianity. He loves one color and will wear it all the time, in the form of sweats and sneakers. He's smart, and loyal, and a great friend.

Person 1-"Woah, that kid's born to be on broadway!"
Person 2-"Yeah and I heard he has a huge dick too! All the girls are staring at him!"
Person 3-"Sounds like a total Jax!"

Hell

Being an adult

"I can't believe I wanted to be older, this is hell!"