nose

that huge blemish on ones face

"oh my god you have a nose!"

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bong

a interesting melody that can entice the human mind to be more creative and think of interestingly complex items

"man this bong has made my mind come up with, like, crazy shit duude. How does garfield eat that much lasangna?"

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Vampire Syndrome

VS is a state of a person when he completely loses his fucking mind due to excessive watching of Vampire related movies and Tv series eg.. Twilight Saga, Eclipse,The Vampire Diaries, Vampire fucking Academy etc etc... Patient will always talk about vampires and peruse you to watch vampire related content ****warning this is a spreading syndrome ***** so always keep a distance from this person. They also love to watch Zombie related content.

This syndrome could be cured by right treatment Lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.

John : jerry is acting abnormal since he started watching vampire movies.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has Vampire syndrome and its getting worse.

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fuck off

1. A message used by the hand that is a direct insult to another person.
........................./´¯/)
......................,/¯..//
...................../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\

Nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite
James: Why dont you fuck off

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endowment

The scientific name for penis, cock, and/or dick. Usually referred to when making size measurements.

His endowment is 9 inches long

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bodily fluids

The sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex

After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids

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