Picumicup

A picumicup is a crazy person with no morals and has just gone insane but is absolutely hilarious

person 1:"did you know someone ran through the mall naked"
person 2: "yeah, such a picumicup"

Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.

person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"