in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
âGod, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.â
âWell, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.â
âReally? Shit, I never asked, you donât have an STD do you?â
(Get the grip) âyou like to French Rodeo?â
âWhat?â
âYeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!â
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