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That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.
Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
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a game that makes you cry like an anime fan on prom night
Guy 1: wanna play Mighty No. 9
Guy 2: "cries like an anime fan on prom night"
a shit game that is overhyped and will suck so hard that it will make Fallout 76 look like a masterpiece in comparison
Dani: pLeAsE wIsHLIsT kArLsOn On StEaM
Me: No.
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just another yandere simulator. it won't come out, the dev is a dick and the fandom can't be normal
guy 1: hey are you excited for karlson
guy 2: it will never come out
guy 1: ok