Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

splash

Beer pong.

Ay so we splashing this weekend or what?

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facebook tryhard

Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.

Oh my goodness he's such a facebook tryhard

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krique

A stupid way to spell creek. Often used as a substitute for crease or swag although slightly different. Krique is used in the case that they have style, but it's mainstream and not too creative. A krique person is usually that third wheel in the popular crowd (not useful/needed) atleast he/she is IN the popular crowd though. Opposite of unique.

Fred: "That drake dude's pretty fresh I gotta hand it to him"

Joe: "Yeah he's krique though he just jocks whatever lil wayne does"