Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

Duck

No, not an animal that quacks. Duck's that annoying as hell character in the Walking Dead games that no one likes.

*game asks whether I want to kill or save duck*
*I click save thinking it says kill*
"NO! NO! I just saved Duck! I'm starting over, I can't deal with him any longer!"

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eroticus climaxus

Getting so turned on that you cum immediately

"Dude that porno was eroticus climaxus, I cummed immediately!"
"Umm.."