Convo Rape

Covo rape - also known as conversation rape - is when as soon as you sign into your instant messaging account, you are instantly flooded (or "raped") by more than 2 conversations.

"Hey"
"Hi"
"Wazzzuuuuuup"
"Yo"
"Duuuude"
"CONVO RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Dude, I'm Getting Convo Raped"
"Lol"

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The Tea Rule

The Rule where anyone who answers certain questions with "T" or "Tea" etc. makes everyone a cup of tea.

It is unavoidable.

1:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's that thing you put a golf ball on?
Tom: Tee?
Coop: Go on then
Tom: Why?!
Coop: It's the tea rule? Don't you get it?

2:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's the 20th letter of the alphabet?
Tom: T?
Coop: Cheers, mate

3:
Coop: We're a team, right? And what's the first 3 letters of team?
Tom: T ... E ... A?
Coop: If you're offering, thanks!

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boom tomb

Noun: slang word for a room in which sexual activity is performed within.

See also: love shack, bedroom, sex chamber

1 -

Male: Hey, wanna go move into the boom tomb?

Female: The what?

Male: Come with me ...

2 -

Male 1: Hey! Get out my boom tomb!

Male 2: HOLY HELL, HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN THERE?!

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