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wow dude i dont appreciate this shit im halfe white half asain.
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if everyone could just look past the fact that they are girls then they would actually see the great muscians that they really are. guys are really stupid and need to get over being horny. they are girls they kick ass. they have great personalities and they are great people their girls yeah so fucking what get over yourself your just jelous because girls can kick ass too!
i have no example so their for their is no example
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Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.
Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.
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I'm really hung up on Alexa -- man, she's got it going on -- bling bling!
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The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.
1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
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(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.
After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.
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Pukin up your guts when you realize you can't hold your alcohol
Did you hear ole girl callin dinosaurs last night after she had that vodka?
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