WASIAN

wow dude i dont appreciate this shit im halfe white half asain.

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kittie

if everyone could just look past the fact that they are girls then they would actually see the great muscians that they really are. guys are really stupid and need to get over being horny. they are girls they kick ass. they have great personalities and they are great people their girls yeah so fucking what get over yourself your just jelous because girls can kick ass too!

i have no example so their for their is no example

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manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.

Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.

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Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

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hung up

stuck on someone.

I'm really hung up on Alexa -- man, she's got it going on -- bling bling!

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Dracula

1. Anything referenced to being scary or disturbing
2. A creature or person who is very frightening, or a figment of ones imagination

What did you see down the hall?
A fucking Dracula

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toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

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