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when your running down the stairs and your sack smacks your ass.
I was rushing to class when I noticed everyone staring at me because my sack smack was so loud that everyone could hear it.
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when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.
''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''
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when you have to shit and there is no bathroom around and you have to hold your ass cheeks together to hold in your shit.
"benjamin and i were running the marathon and i had butt strutt before i shit myself."
you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in your ass hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.
"man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack."
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