fuckwit

1) One not composed of all their mental facaulties, and only has the intelligece (~wit) to reproduce (fuck~) and spread their stupidity through the world, contrary to Darwin's theory of evolution.

2) A complete fool.

I met this fuckwit down at the pub who tried to stop a truck with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

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guitar

A device, when used in combination with an amplifier, which can be used to scare off neighbours.

Today my neighbours beat me because I played guitar too loud.

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